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Thursday, April 22, 2010

Ghost Hunters S06E07 - Inn of the Dead reviewed

I note they were STILL sticking with the flashlights thing after we openly debunked it last week and said here it wouldnt be accepted as proof of paranormal (its merely the plain old boring normal) and we also said it'd be unacceptable to present it as even vaguely paranormal. You think Pilgrim would read this forum then do a bit of creative editing on the fly to no longer include this in any further shows no its been officially and very scientifically debunked as plain old ARCING.

I do agree the Ghost Hunters must have super hearing, Jason & Grant hearing a scream which wasn't audible on the show, also Britts shushing noise in the bar. What was VERY annoying was how they cut away from Joe Chinns camera JUST as he was pointing it at the "bang" in room 5 also Jay & Grants "looked like something walked towards the door" convieniently behind the cameraman filming them and NOT what they were looking at. Another thing we constantly berate them for yet they never try to address or fix.

During the reveal yet again they presented a personal experience with no physical proof that Jason, Grant & the cameraman heard but they had nothing on tape. Yet again Jay & Grant showing themselves to be worse than rookie investigators. 1st rule of evidence presentation is to have ACTUAL evidence to present, NOT a personal experience which can be discounted as hearsay.

They even then have the cheek to present the tape of Jay & Grant being filmed seeing that "something" that walked towards the door BEHIND a cameraman. This has to be the worst example of presenting something you do NOT have physical proof of, way to make yourselves look like rank amateurs guys. Grant claims he was filming it and "the IR was too strong to pick up the subtle differences". In other words Grant you captured nothing and presented hearsay yet again.

They also present the "womans scream" where all you can hear is one of the 3 people in the room breathing slightly loudly, no scream so yet again another case of presenting a personal experience as evidence. They also present the lights as evidence of paranormal which we know its not.

The only real piece of evidence was an EVP either saying get me down or let me out.

Guys you do realise by now ANY shred of respect we may have had for you in the past has been completely destroyed by pulling stuff like this. You CAN NOT present personally experiences as evidence. Unless its on camera or audio tape it is NOT evidence and can NOT be presented to the client at all. 3 people having the same experience is NOT proof. Stick to the rules you yourselves created, go back and review them in older seasons if you must. At this juncture in time both Jason & Grant are even making Brian Harnois look positively professional compared to them now.

Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Name Deleted (a sci fi short script)

NAME DELETED.

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Set in a future world of political correctness gone mad.
This short 10 minute script was written for a competition run by the Sci-Fi channel run in 2000. It finished in the top 50 winning me a T-shirt and glow in the dark mini alien.
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FADE IN

INT. PRISON CELL

PRISONER is sitting on a bunk in a cell; the cell is an 8-foot cube. The walls are a light grey, there's a strip light recessed into the centre of the ceiling. It lights the whole room, it's quite bright so there isn't much shadow in the room. The door is in the foreground, on the left-hand side.

The bunk is in the background, set into the right wall, so PRISONER'S head is touching the right corner wall. Unless written as otherwise, all PRISONER'S lines are spoken as narrative. When the CENSOR speaks, it is as a voice off-camera, to drown out what PRISONER is saying. PRISONER is wearing a grey one-piece tunic.

PRISONER (SPOKEN AS NARRATIVE)
I've been sitting in this cell
for nine days now. What did I
do? They must have detected
some violation against the codes.
I couldn't even begin to guess what
I might have done.

PRISONER has been sitting on the bunk while saying this.

PRISONER
They took me on Zone day and
today is Zenith day because I
heard the Zenith bell ringing
from Latin Square, so I think it
must be at least about nine days
by now. It's hard to be sure.

PRISONER moves his head and now looks toward the cell door, then slowly around the cell.

PRISONER
I must be in the Judgement
Building. When I heard the
Zenith bell it was very close
by. Latin Square is only two
blocks from the Judgement
Building and the bell sounded
very loud.

PRISONER gets up from the bunk in the corner, which he is sitting on. It's a cross between a bunk bed and a bench; there are no visible blankets or pillows. He walks toward the cell door, and his narrative continues as he paces between the door and the bunk.

PRISONER
When the officers spoke to me they
asked me about a man called


CENSOR (AS A DISEMBODIED VOICE)
NAME DELETED!

PRISONER
And where I had first heard him
mentioned. The big one with the
ugly face had asked me that.

PRISONER walks back to the bunk and sits facing the door, with his back against the wall. His feet are in the air and he's looking down at his shoes. They're shiny and he's miserable.

PRISONER
I told him that I knew no one of
that name. I don't think he really
cared if I was telling the truth.
The skinny one asked when I had
first met

CENSOR
NAME DELETED!

PRISONER
And had I met him directly or did
I have another contact, A

CENSOR
NAME DELETED!

PRISONER
I told SKINNY that I had not heard
of this man either. This was the
first time I had heard those
names. SKINNY just sneered at me
and I was taken back to the cell.

PRISONER is nodding to himself as he says the next lines.

PRISONER
That was my first interview, but I
knew they'd want to speak to me
again. And real soon.

PRISONER lies on the bed and sleeps facing the wall, He is dreaming. We enter his dream. This is a flashback.

FADE OUT.

EXT. A STREET WITH TERRACED HOUSES, DAYTIME.

FADE IN

The houses are beautiful, it looks like small-town America. A lot like the street used in Edward Scissorhands, but only one of the gardens has grass. There are no cars to be seen.

As the steadi-cam camera pans down the street, we pass a big blue van with the words FedPol Patrol Stencilled in white on the side. We stop in front of two houses; the house with the grass is on our left. There is a man mowing the grass. PRISONER is watching through the front window of the house on the right.

PRISONER
As I slept in the cell I
Remembered about the day they had
taken my neighbour away, It was
the day before they took me.

INT. INSIDE PRISONERS HOUSE, LOOKING THROUGH THE WINDOW TO THE GARDENS

We are behind PRISONER, looking over his shoulder at his POV. He is watching the mowing man, and shaking his head in a negative way. The window is slightly ajar; the mower engine can be heard.

PRISONER
I was thinking to myself how
ridiculous the FedPols had got,
that they were changing the codes
every other day.

PRISONER sees the FedPol van stop in front of mowing mans garden. 2 men in grey uniforms get out. They are wearing full body armour; their helmet visors are smoked glass so you don't see their faces.

PRISONER
So many trivial things had now
become punishable by adjustment.
He was out there, mowing his lawn.
He'd paid more than fifty thou'
for that two square metres of
turf.

As PRISONER looks through the window at the mowing man, you can also see the reflection of his own face on the glass.

PRISONER
I'd always said it'd never grow,
but he proved me wrong. But
still, all that time he'd put in
suddenly didn't matter to the
FedPols.

The two officers approach the mowing man; He turns off the mower and looks at both of the Officers.

FEDPOL OFFICERS (SPEAKING TO
MOWING MAN)
Sorry, but that's against the code
Citizen! You'll have to come with
us I'm afraid.

The FedPol Officers take Mowing Man and his mower to their van, he goes with them peacefully. PRISONER watches them take him and put both him and the mower inside the van and close the van doors.

PRISONER
That's what they said to him, as
he was put into the Peace Wagon.

PRISONER pauses for a moment, a few seconds pass. He is watching the van front doors closing as the officers get back in.

PRISONER
He went quietly. Everyone does.
Is there any other way?

FADE OUT.

INT. PRISON CELL

FADE IN

PRISONER awakes. Time has passed. He sits up on the bed facing the door, recalling another memory.

PRISONER
I was taken to be questioned again
earlier today.

CROSS FADE TO

INT. INTERVIEW ROOM

CROSS FADE IN

We are in a darkened room with a small rectangular table large enough to seat PRISONER on one side and two guards opposite him.

We are shooting from behind the guards with occasionally glances from PRISONERS POV, looking briefly at the guards who are interviewing him. There is a wall visible behind PRISONER; it's the same grey colour as the cell. When we see from PRISONER'S POV, the wall behind the guards looks almost identical.

The room is dark enough to use parts of the cell set. There is never a time when the whole room is seen, so this can be a partial set. This initial shot is over the shoulders of the guards, looking at PRISONER. When the guards speak, it is aloud.

PRISONER (STILL AS A NARRATIVE)
The two guards continued to
question me relentlessly. They
asked me who had told me about

CENSOR
NAME DELETED!

PRISONER
And where had I heard of him, they
wanted to know everything. I just
couldn't remember, but I was
desperately trying to help like a
good Citizen should do.

The guards are now viewed from PRISONERS POV. The guard sitting on the left (UGLY) is balding and obese; he has a scar on his right cheek. The guard sitting on the right (SKINNY) is skinny and wiry looking. He is wearing steel rimmed glasses. They don't fit very well, so he keeps pushing them back up on his nose. They are both wearing similar grey uniforms.

PRISONER
UGLY had asked me

UGLY
Where were you on Xavier's day?

PRISONER
I told him that I always spent
that holiday having a meal in the
same cafe.

SKINNY
Yeah, Zelo's Cafe. WE know!

PRISONER
This really surprised me. UGLY
then played a tape of my
conversation with the waiter.

Running in the background is a recording being played from somewhere, UGLY will gesture with his right hand and the recording starts. We hear the recording, playing in the background as a muffled conversation running parallel to PRISONER'S narrative about it.

WAITER (MUFFLED LIKE A RECORDING)
Happy Xavier's day sir, may I take
your order?

PRISONER
I heard my order

PRISONER (ALSO MUFFLED LIKE A
RECORDING)
I'll have a salad and a cold beer
please.

PRISONER
And the waiter's response.

WAITER (RECORDING)
Certainly sir, I'll bring your
drink directly and the food will
take a short while. Enjoy your
meal, and thank you for eating at
Zelo's on Xavier's day!

PRISONER
I then heard myself start to speak
and then I heard my own voice say

CENSOR
NAME DELETED!

UGLY
Was that your voice on the tape?

As PRISONER nods his head in affirmation, he speaks this line as narrative.

PRISONER
I could only nod in the
affirmative, the detectors in the
room would have known if I were
lying anyway. SKINNY was enjoying
the moment of glory and made sure
the detectors knew as well.

SKINNY
Let the record show that the
prisoner has nodded his head in
the affirmative. This has been
visually observed by both myself
and my partner.


SKINNY turns to UGLY and grins, gleefully.

SKINNY
Yeah, He's telling the truth

UGLY sneers at PRISONER, he is gloating.

UGLY
There you are, little man.
Condemned by your own words.

UGLY draws the thumb of his right hand across his throat in the familiar throat slitting gesture. The two guards stand and escort PRISONER into the darkness.

CROSS FADE TO

INT. PRISON CELL

The door opens and PRISONER is propelled into the room and onto the floor by UGLY and SKINNY. PRISONER is in the middle of the room, kneeling on the floor. He turns and SKINNY is closing the cell door. SKINNY smiles like a shark and flips a fake salute at PRISONER as he closes the cell door.

SKINNY
Now don't you go nowhere, we'll
be back real soon. So play nice!

PRISONER clambers to his feet and walks over to the bunk. He stands at the foot of the bunk with his back to the door, he's clenching his fists.

PRISONER
I went through the conversation
I'd had with the waiter at Zelo's,
and suddenly, I remembered.

PRISONER sits on the bunk and puts his hands to his temple in a moment of realisation. He holds his head in his hands and shakes his head.

PRISONER
I HAD said that name! I called out
to the ever present, but invisible
detectors.

PRISONER removes his hands from his head and looks up to the ceiling. He places his hands together in front, as if praying.

PRISONER (SPEAKING ALOUD)
Wait! Now I remember! I DID say
it. I did say

CENSOR
NAME DELETED!

PRISONER raises his hands to the ceiling, in expectation.

PRISONER (SPEAKING ALOUD)
I'm guilty! Adjust me!

The room fills with a thick cloud of gas, eventually obscuring PRISONER from sight

FADE OUT.

EXT. PRISONERS HOUSE

PRISONER is standing outside his front door, there is no longer any grass next door as the house is boarded up; we are seeing him from the POV behind a FedPol van. We also see two FedPol Officers, one is dictating into a handheld device.

FEDPOL OFFICER 1
Federal log record 5327-Alpha. The
Prisoner has woken after his
adjustment, returned to his
domicile. Any other incidents in
the vicinity, control?

CONTROLLERS VOICE (OVER THE RADIO)
That's an affirm Peace Wagon Lambda
20. Report to Sector 26, Block 12.
Code Violation Three twenty seven,
Ten offenders. Seize all offenders
and bring them in. Use all
necessary force as you see fit.
The use of lethal force has been
approved by the FedPolMarshal.

The officer punches in something on a console in the van.

FEDPOL OFFICER 1
Offenders, they never learn!

He and his partner shake their heads in disbelief.

FEDPOL OFFICER 2
Guess not. At least we're on overtime
again though.

FEDPOL OFFICER 1
Roger control, on our way. Lambda
20 out.

The van drives away, we see PRISONER enter his house and the front door closes behind him.

FADE TO BLACK.

NARRATIVE OVER VDU SCREEN

As these lines are spoken, they appear as if typed onto the screen. They are a large font and easily visible. They are spoken by a female voice.

OPERATOR 97643B
This concludes the statement of
Prisoner Kappa 271398. Prisoner
Kappa 271398 pleaded guilty to
code violation twelve sixty three,
formally speaking his own given
birth name. He has been adjusted
to level four in accordance with
regulation nine of the official
code. This record is to be erased
under statute twelve of the
official code, constituting a
danger to FedPol security.
Termination of entry by Operator
97643B.

The screen blinks for a few seconds as a cursor blinks on and off. The following entry then appears.

OPERATOR 97643B
After deletion of these entries
Operator 97643B will be adjusted
to level two in accordance with
FedPol statutes governing security
policies. Termination of entry by
Operator 97643B.

Another pause as the cursor flashes.

OPERATOR 97643B
Addendum. Prisoner Kappa 271398 was
later charged with code violation
eighty nine twenty four, using
descriptive names which are not
politically correct, to whit names
used to describe FedPol Officer
Quebec 73 and FedPol Officer Delta
15. Prisoner Kappa 271398 will
require further adjustment,
possibly up to level ninety-four.

OPERATOR 97643B
A hearing has been set to decide
if Prisoner Kappa 271398 is a
persistent offender. Permanent
adjustment may be required.
Termination of entry by Operator
97643B.

The cursor flashes several more times.

VOICE
ENTRIES DELETED, ADJUSTMENT TO
OPERATOR PERFORMED. SECURITY
STATUS NORMAL. TERMINATION OF
ENTRY.

The screen flashes the words ENTRIES DELETED, five times. The screen then flashes the words STATUS NORMAL five times. The screen flashes the words TERMINATION OF ENTRY five times. The screen changes to show the FedPol Logo.

FADE TO BLACK.

Microsoft virus phone scam

This morning I had a phone call from a guy with a strong Indian accent claiming to be calling from Microsoft in London saying my computer was sending out viruses.

As an ex Call Centre employee I'm instantly suspicious. Its pretty obvious from the jumps on the line he's not in England so I challenge that fact and he lies to me saying he's in London. I tell him he's an unsolicited and unwanted cold call and hang up on him.

No surprise it takes 3 or 4 attempts to break the connection and get a dial tone. A few seconds later the cheeky twat calls back asking me why I hung up on him, he asks if I use Internet Explorer. I tell him I haven't used IE in 5 years and that I use Firefox, he continues to persist that my computer is sending out viruses and that if I go to Google he can show me.

I inform him I am behind a firewall, have plenty of anti virus software but the guy stubbornly persists. I say if you can prove my pc is sending viruses then send me an email to prove it. He says we dont have your email address. I say but your Microsoft, you should have it.

By this time I'm just too annoyed to talk to him any more so I tell him hes a cold call, unsolicited which is illegal and I'm hanging up on him and if he calls back again I'll take legal action. Again it takes several attempts to break the connection (which is always a sure sign of an illegal scam call) but finally I get a dial tone and try 1471 only to get exactly what I expected "The number was withheld", they didnt call back again.

Afterwards I Googled and it turns out these people get you to connect to some program to hijack your machine and steal your bank details or charge you to run anti virus programs for crap they install on it. I guess a less technically educated person might have fallen for it. All I can say is BE CAREFUL!

Saturday 2nd Oct 2010 12:20pm
And guess who called me again? Another thick Indian accent claiming his name was Paul claiming to be from the "Microsoft Technical Department" telling me my computer needed and update.
I said "Did you know its illegal to make cold calls?", his voice wavered as he insisted he was from Microsoft.
So I said "Did you know its illegal to impersonate Microsoft", his voice wavered even more as he insisted he was from Microsoft again.
So I reply "I bet your not" and then HE hung up on me, obviously it was a caller withheld their number after a 1471 so the scam is still being done this maney moneys later.

Thursday, April 8, 2010

Lenova Think Centre DVD replacements & upgrades

If this is something your planning to do in your own machine then be aware of one VERY important fact. Despite the fact the front folds upwards that feature is merely to allow easy removal of the leads from the back, to remove the actual drive itself fold the carriage flat and lightly pull the dvd eject cover down then push the dvd from the back out the front of the case.

Dont try what I did and try to remove it from the back by pushing the front, its physically impossible.

Anyway the new dvd-rw is now fitted, a Samsung SH-S222A. The master/slave dipswitch was already in the correct position thankfully so all it needed was to be cabled up. Its currently doing its 1st burn as a test. Which seems to play ok in the computer so thats a good start.

Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Get Some In (timeline inconsistancies)

I've taken a few notes about the order of the episodes as they were presented but also taking information that was given by various characters. Apparently a 7 day long week lasted over 13 weeks in this show. And time also went backwards as I'll also show. All of the 5 series took place in 1955 which is a REALLY good trick. And the events at the start of series 5 actually happened before series 1 even took place which is an even BETTER trick.

The days of the week for days 1, 2, 3 & 14 were worked out backwards from Leckies statement made on week 3 day 22.

1946 - Percy Marsh joins the RAF as a regular
Friday (possibly November) 1955 - Civilians start 8 weeks (56 days) basic training as C Flight (S1e1)
Saturday Day 2, Kit Issued (S1e2)
Sunday Day 3, Medical Assessment (S1e3)
Thursday Day 14, C Flight allowed to leave RAF Skelton for the 1st time, confirmed by AC2 Richardson "You've only done 2 weeks like the rest of us" (S1e4)
AC2 Lilleys feet nailed to floor of hut (S1e5)
Friday Week 3/Day 22, C Flight do Picket Duty, confirmed by Leckie "Saturday tomorrow, 101 weeks to go". Also confirmed by the AOC & Richardson "How long have you been in the Air Force - 3 weeks sir" (S1e6)
Saturday 12 Noon, C Flight issued 1st 36 hour pass (S1e7)
AC2's Richardson, Lilley & Smith are charged for being AWOL @ 00:18 24rd March 1955 ( A Thursday)
AC2's Lilley & Smith given 7 days jankers, AC2 Richardson given 10 days jankers.
C Flight are still in the 1st part of their Basic Training (confirmed by Cpl Marsh "You havent started the 2nd part of your basic training yet"
Sunday Dec 25th 1955, Leckie, Lilley, Richardson & Smith on duty maintenance RAF Skelton Training Camp (s1e8)

C Flight go on an air experience trip (S2e1)
Cpl Marsh steals C Flights coal ration (S2e2)
AC2 Smith goes AWOL to help his grandfather (S2e3)
C Flight wins a field exercise (S2e4)
Final Week Basic Training, Cpl Marsh promoted to Acting Sgt (Marsh states he has been a Cpl for 9 years, in other words he became a Cpl the year he joined the RAF. Possible as a DI or not? Acting unpaid, perhaps)
Acting Sgt Marsh demoted to Cpl for burning down barrack hut (S3e1)

Leckie, Smith, Richardson & Lilley posted to RAF Midham for 13 weeks medical training (S3e2)
Marsh, Leckie, Smith & Ricardson arrive at RAF Midham, Lancashire (S3e3)
Week 10 Cpl Marshs wife leaves him (S4e2)
Medical Trainees on Crash Exercise (S4e4)
Leckie marries Cpl Wendy (wouldnt be allowed, an AC2 trainee would NOT be permitted to marry a Cpl permanant staff)
Week 13 trade training Cpl Marsh demoted to AC1 for cheating on final exam (S4e6)

AC1 Marsh posted to RAF Goose Bay, Labrador (Canada)
AC1's Leckie & Smith & LACs Richardson & Lilley posted to Malta
After 1 week in Malta AC1's Leckie & Smith & LAC's Richardson & Lilley posted to RAF Hospital Druidswater (in the West Country)
On the same day newly promoted Cpl Marsh becomes a patient @ RAF Hospital Druidswater (having been promoted for bravery & awarded the George Medal on 14th November 1955 which is impossible as he'd STILL have been at RAF Skelton as a DI) (S5e1)
Cpl Marsh becomes permant staff at RAF Hospital Druidswater (S5e3)

Tuesday, March 9, 2010

WWE Monday Night Raw 8th Mar 10 reviewed

So whilst Hulk Hogan & Ric Flair were battling live on TNA what was billionaire Vince McMahon offering his hordes of fans?
Well the show was more than 16 minutes old before we were offered the 1st match, a 6 Diva tag match which lasted 3 minutes.
Over on TNA they already had a 2 minute long match with no finish (or no start or finish bell either). The divas match was no better (or worse but was slightly longer) than the Triple Threat Knockout Tag match TNA had but at least TNA had gold on the line.
We had a ton of blah including guest host Criss Angel then by 26 mins into the show WWE offered their 2nd match, a tag match between R-Truth & John Morrison vs Big Show & The Miz. TNA were already 4 minutes into their 2nd match by then (a 3 way X Division match which last 7 minutes & was easily a 4 star match with gold on the line yet again) however this match lasted then a minute.
After a shitload more BLAH, some shameless self advertising & plugs for this years Wrestlemania at almost 37 minutes in we got the 3rd match, Randy Orton in a handicap match against Legacy. TNA's 3rd match had already started and finished (lasting just over 3 mins crowning new Knockout Tag Champions) before this even got going. At almost 9 mins long WWEs match was nothing to write home about. After another crapload of nothing WWE eventually decided to have another match. TNAs 4th match only lasted 10 seconds but they also started their 5th match which was only just over a minute long.
65 mins in the show WWEs 4th match was a Money In The Bank Qualifier, Evan Bourne vs William Regal which was only over a minute long. Bourne had an ok match though. TNA started their 6th match at 73 mins into their show, it was a 2 on 1 handicap match that lasted just short of 4 minutes and it was god awful.
Kicking off at the 80 minute mark WWE's 5th & final match of this weeks RAW was John Cena vs Mr McMahon who decided to change the rules at the last minute making it into a handicap gauntlet match so Cena had to face Vladimir Koslov, Drew Mcintyre, Jack Swagger & Mark Henry before changing the rules again adding a no DQ stipulation. After Batista also came down & did a number on Cena McMahon took the win in 8 minutes. WWE's last match was 2 minutes old when TNA's 7th & final match of their show started, although it had technically never started at the top of Impact but it only lasted 8 minutes as well.
RAW - 5 matches, 22 minutes of actual in ring wrestling. No new talent worked.
TNA - 7 matches, 21 minutes of actual in ring wrestling. 2 titles were contested, RVD debuted.
Having watched both shows neither impressed me, if these are supposed to be the 2 biggest wrestling companies on tv today they are both piss poor excuses for shows. Both shows were on for at least 2 hours and both only just had over 20 minutes worth of actual wrestling.
Its a very sad state of affairs indeed.

Thursday, March 4, 2010

Ghosthunters - Alcatraz Live Event

Shouting loud fat idiot Josh Gates is our Host! As its the start of the new season as well as the 100th show I thought I'd review this. I assume the audience were well screened in advanced as they were VERY friendly (too friendly in fact) and I also assume the questions sent in were very heavily screened too. The show was less than 5 minutes old before they took their 1st pot shot at Brian Harnois. Extremely unprofessional and also getting very old. Get over it GH crew, he moved on - why can't you?

Tonight our team members are (in the order they came out in) Jason Hawes, Grant Wilson, Dustin Pari, Barry Fitzgerald, Kris Williams, Amy Bruni, Britt Griffith, Dave Tango & Steve Gonsalves. Later in the evening Rob Demarest joined them to plug the new season on GHI. Even later into the show they are joined by GHA graduates Susan Slaughter & Karl Pfeiffer, Josh confirms there will be a new season of GHA airing from June 2nd. Steve says someone will get eliminated every week with Jason joining them for that & the winner will get to join a TAPS show for 6 whole episodes so no guarenteed job this time just 1 season.

Alcatraz, San Francisco, CA - Tuesday (pre-recorded)
TAPS experienced the exact same issues as the Ghost Lab crew in that they had to transport all equipment over to the island by boat as cars couldnt be ferried over. So SyFy are too cheap to pop for a helicopter then? What the guide told them pretty much tallies with what the Ghost Lab guys were told.

Jay & Grant in the Citadel/Dungeon - Jay claims he hears footsteps (impossible to tell due to the incidental soundtrack they insist on having) though you hear movement the 2nd time they mention it, the "No" they claimed to hear cant be backed up for the same reason, stupid backing sounds.

Steve & Tango in the hospital ward - They offer a feather as a trigger object to interact with Robert Stroud, during an EVP the EMF gets some weird readings. They hear a bang off in the distance which they were able to replicate as a door not far away. They also pick on a smell of soap which they didnt get before.

Kris, Amy & Dustin in the Citadel/Dungeon - They hear something which they also hear on playback.

Barry & Britt in Cell Block D - Britt thinks he sees something moving, Barry also spots movement in a similar area.

Amy & Kris in the hospital ward - They test some new equipment in Strouds hospital cell.

Steve & Tango in Robert Strouds Cell #42 (Block D) - They test some new equipment, Tango tries a reenactment which triggers a spike on their equipment.

Kris, Amy & Barry in Broadway 2nd floor Cell Block B - Kris stops because she thought she saw a dark mass in front of her.

Jay & Grant in the Citadel again - They ask for a knock (which Grant acknowledges) but you totally dont hear due to the incidental music, Jason says he can hear footsteps but again its the same issue with the backing noises. Finally they kill the backing track & ramp the mic audio RIGHT up (hence the loud hiss) and you can JUST about make out footsteps.

Barry & Dustin in the hospital ward - Barry sets a trigger object to be knocked over, they also both try provoking but nothing happens.

Steve & Tango goofing around somewhere in the prison - Why are they encouraging them to do this stuff? Brian Harnois was fired for stuff like this yet here on a live show Syfy are happily showing Laurel & Hardy goofing off yet again with no consequences.

Jay & Grant in Cell Block D Solitary Cells #12 & #14 - They debunk smells causing nausea as coming from the sewer lines, Jason thinks he sees someone walking & Grant hears something that Jason says sounded like walking. He also films something wierd in the sewer area.

Steve & Tango in the Citadel - Quite a lot of swearing had to be bleeped out as Tango tripped over something on the floor & both of them remarked about holes in the floor. They also goof off again and Tango loses money betting on fictional items, Idiot.

Analysis, Thursday morning - Bizarrely its just Steve & Tango working when Barry & Dustin are available as well? Tango debunks Grants film in the sewer area as lens flare, the light Barry saw in Cell Block D gets thrown out due to doubt.

The Reveal, Friday afternoon - They explain the smells causing nausea as coming from the sewer lines debunk, they playback an awful over amplified "footsteps" noise from the Citadel which quite frankly could be anything at that volume. They also do playback of the voice Dustin caught in the CItadel as well as the "No" Jay & Grant heard at the start of the night also in the Citadel. They playback a pretty clear EVP where you can hear "Its Harry Brunette, 374" who they managed to link to a real prisoner.

I am wondering if they knew about the failure of Ghost Labs "Tony Anniche" and deliberately set this one up in advice so as to look better than the Ghost Lab crew?

The whole intercut Q&A session with the audience was a bit haphazard as we were getting sound from other mics somewhere else which was very annoying and downright amateur to be honest. We also got to see what Craig Pilligian looks like too.