HHH comes out and shoots on Vickie Guerrero. One of the worst excuted pedigrees ever on Jeff Hardy. Despite the fact Mike M claims WWE is s**t hot sherbert it seems they were shilling a "fuzzy dice on a pole" womens match last week. Explain that piece of "entertainment" Mike, you huge mark?
Diva Tag Match - Michelle McCool & Maria vs Maryse & Natalya. The Hurricane thinks he's f***ing Quagmire? Was he already not enough of a c**t with the Superhero gimmick that bombed that he has to now imitate the worst character from Family Guy? Natalya dyed her hair then? What was wrong with blonde or did WWE get complaints that all their girls look too similar to be able to tell them apart? WWE thought that little of these 4 women that they sent Jesse & Festus out with a Spanish Band. Maryse took the win off Michelle with a roll-up. WEAK match ruined by a stupid non run-in.
Non-Title Tag Match - Bam Neely & Chavo Guerrero vs Carlito & Primo. I recall Carlito from his 1st run in WWE when he totally wasn't over at all. Primo I've never seen before but he looks more like Rey Mysterio without the mask. Carlito's flip into Neely either wasn't sold or Neely didn't trust him as Carlito came off looking like a c**t for having tried it but Neely was the bigger c**t for not selling it well enough. Carlito won off the backstabber in a pretty weak match, the Colon's weren't bad but I've seen much better matches from Champions.
R-Truth & Kung Fu Naki (Funaki rebranded) v MVP & Shelton Benjamin. Well Funaki did have decent moves back in his days of Kai en Tai, Shelton has always been good and Truth is a great worker as well. I don't rate MVP and never have. Truth was selling well for MVP. Funaki took the eventual win off The Crane (yes, that move from "The Karate Kid"). A shame there wasn't much more to talk about in a match with such good potential talent, I assume they were told to keep it short to allow more time for the s***ty main event?
The Great Khali schills Rick Rude's old gimmick, you can hear him spinning in his grave from here.
The Brian Kendrick (with Ezekial Jackson still looking like Bad News Brown) vs Super Crazy. It seems Spanky got himself a new image curtesy of the WWE dressing up box and it looks like he found one of Kings old jackets. Kendrick took the win and its sad that talent like Super Crazy is being squandered to Kendrick who was once only fit to lick the boots of jobbers.
HHH vs The Undertaker. S**t match with no finish due to an amble-in by The Big Show.
Match was called (I assume as a DQ?).
If this s**t is your main event for the weeks show then WWE is already dead and Vince needs to start firing people or telling them to raise their games.
Match was called (I assume as a DQ?).
If this s**t is your main event for the weeks show then WWE is already dead and Vince needs to start firing people or telling them to raise their games.
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