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Thursday, November 12, 2009

Ghosthunters Academy - S01E01 - Web of Deceit

You know a show is going to jump the shark when it subtitles itself "Web Of Deceit", talk about a poor choice of title.

I actually almost stopped watching before the opening credits even finished when after only 1 minute & 25 seconds of opening credits the voiceover described Steve & Tango as "Ace Investigators". I guess thats a new defination of ace that means idiot who messes about, makes stupid bets & damages the property they're are investigating at?

Even Tango doesn't believe in his ability, note his reaction when Grant says "Your lucky enough to be trained by some of the best in the business", he raises his eyebrows in total disbelief. You can even see his hat tilt back the reaction of his surprised forehead is so extreme!

Grant saying "I didn't have Steve & Tango to train me so these guys are lucky", I assume they are all going to learn the guilty secrets of Jay & Grant which allow Steve & Tango to almost constantly goof off without getting fired like Brian did?

Fort Mifflin, Pennsylvania.

Heathyr shoots herself in the foot by not going on the hotspot tour, consider her ghost hunting career over because of that stupid rookie mistake. Steve pretty much confirms she will be getting marked down on that. Steve & Tango totally cloud the students perceptions by telling them everything that had happened to them on their last investigation there. Way to send them in with an open mind guys!

Steve makes an unintentional funny by claiming they are letting Heathyr "investigate alone", so those 3 crew members we can see with her on the control room monitors aren't real then Steve?

Susan gets caught as a liar a 2nd time when she says they were told to stop investigating the Powder Keg Room, she's history too then. Susan also makes her own unintentional funny by thinking she only has 1 strike against her, clearly her very short memory forget being made to do duct taping during set-up.

Karl scores a strike for leaving a digital recorder in the officers quarters, Steve tries to be holier than thou by ragging on Brian Harnois without mentioning his name but you totally know who he is referring to.

When the 2 girls are in the downstairs Officers Quarters where Jay & Grant heard a little girl look at the wooden barrier to the right of Heathyr, you can see some sort of either orb or light anomaly on the legs of it. (@29:54) just before Susan says "Are you picking something up right now".

Susan scored her 3rd strike for keeping it secret that she is an empath, this girl is making friends everywhere! NOT!

Steve & Tango debunk all the evidence presented apart from 2 EVP recordings, they also rag on Susan for lying about being empathic.

No-one gets sent home or fired. Yet. My money is on Susan 1st closely followed by Heathyr to be binned.

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