I Don't Like Farmville (with apologies to Bob Geldof & The Boomtown Rats)

I Don't Like Farmville (with apologies to Bob Geldof & The Boomtown Rats)

by Raymond Daley on Thursday, 01 July 2010 at 19:12

The silicon chip inside their head
Gets switched to overload.
And nobody's gonna get to plough today,
Their going to make them go offline.

And daddy doesn't understand it,
He always said it was good as gold.
And he can see no seasons
'Cause there are no seasons
What season do you need to be shown?

Tell me why?
I don't like Farmville.
Tell me why?
I don't like Farmville.
Tell me why?
I don't like Farmville.
I want to shoot
The Zynga staff.

The 'net machine is kept so clean
As it skypes to a waiting world.
And mother feels so shocked,
Father's world is rocked,
And their thoughts turn to
Their own little farm.

Sweet 16 ain't that peachy keen,
No, it ain't so neat to admit defeat.
They can see no seasons
'Cause there are no seasons
What seasons do you need.. ooh-ooh-ooh

Tell me why?
I don't like Farmville.
Tell me why?
I don't like Farmville.
Tell me why?
I don't like Farmville.
I want to shoot
The Zynga staff, staff, staff... shoot all the staff

All the farming's stopped in the farmground now
She wants to farm with her toys a while.
And harvests early and soon we'll be learning
And the lesson today is how to die.
And then the bullhorn crackles,
And the captain tackles,
With the problems and the hows and whys.
And he can see no seasons
'Cause there are no seasons
What season do you need to cry, cry, ooh...ooh?

The silicon chip inside their head
Gets switched to overload.
And nobody's gonna get to plough today,
Their going to make them go offline.

And daddy doesn't understand it,
He always said it was good as gold.
And he can see no seasons
'Cause there are no seasons
What season do you need to be shown?

Tell me why?
I don't like Farmville
Tell me why?
I don't like Farmville
Tell me why?
I don't like, I don't like, I don't like Farmville.
Tell me why?
I don't like, I don't like, I don't like Farmville.
Tell me why?
I don't like Farmville.
I want to shoot
The Zynga staff.

Poemy rap type things I wrote elsewhere ages ago.

The 'Dam. © 30/07/06.

Going to the 'Dam with The GLC crew,
A jaunt that whole bloody forum should do.
We were going to see them in Ibiza,
But going to The 'Dam is miles bleeding cheaper!

Going on the boat, Or going by plane,
Kicking it with Eggsy and Adam Hussain.
Smoking with Mystikal & Maggot in tow,
In The 'Dam, You can legally buy your blow!

(The Break!)
Take time for a toke and a laugh and a joke,
With a clart whose a lass or a spa whose a bloke.

Out with P. Xain on the razz,
On the streets with Mystikal smoking the jazz.
Being fucking mental with Mike Balls,
Hear that Clart? It's The 'Dam that calls!

With the sexy ladies for Adam Hussain,
And a hundred ways to mash your brain
A weekend there won't break the bank,
So The GLC you'd better thank!

Fuck eating crumpets spread with jam,
Let's invite The GLC and go to The 'Dam!

Smacks Of Procrastination. © 6/8/06.

Smacks of procrastination,
Should have done it now,
Out of frustration.
Smacks of procrastination,
Would have done it right away
But I saw my play station.

Things should be done right away,
At least that's what my mum and dad say.
But I like to sit and wait,
Leave it til later, Let's procrastinate.

Smacks of procrastination,
Should have done it now,
Out of frustration.
Smacks of procrastination,
It's a bad case,
Terminal hesitation.

I can't seem to get anything done,
Far too busy sitting on my bum
Shall I go out and take the car for a run,
Let's do nothing it's much more fun.

Smacks of procrastination,
Should have done it now,
Out of frustration.
Smacks of procrastination,
Doing bugger all,
It's recreation.

This was all caused by smoking my bong,
That's where everything all went wrong,
So now I'm sitting playing Donkey Kong,
Can't even be bothered to finish this song!

Smacks of procrastination,
Should have done it now,
Out of frustration.
Smacks of procrastination,
Worst thing is,
It's effected the nation.

(Can you be bothered?
Nah.
Me either.
Let's go the pub!)

The End.