Hulk Hogans Celebrity championship Wrestling mini review show 7

This weeks show opens with the celebs bitching about how stiff a worker Dennis is, obviously he isn't there and their happy to talk behind his back. Brutus & Knobbs turn up then Dennis finally shows up. Brutus tells the celebs not to bitch, they should consider payback instead. Bischoff briefs the celebs on this weeks 3 moves telling them he's only going to tell them about 2 of the moves at that moment.

This weeks moves are The Arm Drag and The Basic Chop. Bischoff tells them Hulk Hogan is going to teach them the final move and Hulk comes into the ring to show them this weeks 3rd move, The Bodyslam. After Rodman fails to even pick Butterbean up Danny bets he can slam Bean and fails.

Hogan asks if Brutus can slam Bean and he also fails. During practice Rodman doesn't want to practice doing chops with Bean as he knows Bean will chop him harder. Hogan arrives to watch Bean & Rodman training and offers advice. Hogan also goes to watch training for the triple threat match and tells them to bring it. Todd gets angry with Dustin for offering tips on acting, during a break in training Hogan brings in a Doctor to check out the celebs for fitness. Dustin gives the Doctor a huge list of problems as he's being checked out.

The Matches. Triple Threat Match - The Winner vs Mr Not So Perfect vs Dangerous Danny Bonneduche.

After a bit of mime theatre to forge an alliance Danny & Winner double team Perfect who takes a nice double bodyslam. Danny & Winner chop on Perfect as Hogan says the chops look weak. Winner went to the outside to work Perfect & Danny who worked a great double noggin knocker. Perfect got a 2nd wind kicking holy heck out of Danny hitting a lovely arm drag in the ring. Danny missed a forehead to the top turnbuckle and you had to wonder if he hurt himself, Perfect hit the flip into Danny and sent him over the ring allowing Winner to come back in to get his own bodyslam.

Perfect made a nice flying cross body block into Danny & Winner then Winner missed a bad kick to the midsection that Danny sold and shouldn't have, Winner got caught in a nice schoolboy by Perfect but Danny had to yank him off to stop the pin. After working the ropes Danny & Perfect flubbed an awful looking double clothesline (clearly they hadn't practiced it and went for the move on the fly). Winner hit 2 clotheslines on Danny & Perfect with some sort of foreign object in his armpad pinning both guys to take the win and got good heat from the crowd.

Big Man Match - One Mean Bean vs Rodzilla.

We have a very long staredown the Rodzilla takes the upper hand beating Bean down in the corner and biting him on the head. Clearly one of Rodzilla's shots had gone astray as Beans nose was bleeding when they showed him looking "dazed" which Bischoff noticed and mentioned clearly. Rodzilla tried a couple of shoulder charges at Bean which just bounced off the big man who then sent Rodzilla over the top rope to the floor. Bean went right after him smashing Rodzilla head first into the apron then the guard rail which Rodzilla sold well.

Rodzilla tried to bodyslam Bean who powered out of it then hit Rodzilla with a double axehandle to the back. Bean then bodyslammed Rodzilla on the mats outside the ring then picked Rodzilla up and bodyslammed him through a table leaving Hogan to wonder if Rodman was ok to carry on. Bean hit Rodzilla with a wickedly stiff looking chairshot across the back and rolled him back into the ring. Bean hit the splash but Rodzilla kicked out, Bean hit a big chop then splashed Rodzilla into the corner. Bean connected with a 2nd cornersplash but Rodzilla kicked out from Beans elbowdrop.

Rodzilla then started to get his wind doing his own impression of Hulking Out with Bean soaking up 2 weak looking clotheslines from Rodzilla. Bean was taken down with a flying forearm and Rodzilla was caught off the ropes trying his patented flying clothesline finisher for Bean to hit a nice singlearm slam (almost like Abyss's Black Hole Slam) to take the win. Post match Rodzilla smashed Bean with a trashcan to the head as he was celebrating and hit him with one across the back and sent him to the floor.

Bischoff tells Rodman he works too stiff, Hogan tells Bridges he needs more control, Bischoff tells Bean he makes him believe his character but some of his covers were weak. Hogan doesn't like Dustin's chops and kicks and tells Danny he doesn't hit hard enough. Danny Bonneduche is finally eliminated (for a second time).