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Sunday, April 26, 2009

WWE Superstars 23rd Apr 09 reviewed

I assume the show was coming from somewhere in England judging by the black cab & the double decker bus?
Tag Match - Rey Mysterio Jr & CM Punk vs The Big Show & Kane. This appeared to be a pretty pointless squash match on the face of it, I expected it to be utter sh**e and WWE didn't disappoint. It was overly long (by at least 5 minutes), all the decent action came from Punk & Mysterio but Kane took the win off a Chokeslam. VERY weak start to the show.
Mixed Tag Match - Finlay & Hornswoggle vs Tyson Kidd & Natalya. It seems from the prematch video that they now have someone as talented as Natalya jobbing to a gimmicky a***ehole like Hornswoggle, thats pretty f**king pathetic and shows how little WWE value their female talent. Thankfully this pile of s**t that they laughingly called a match was over in a few minutes after Finlay used the Shillelagh on Kidd and Hornswoggle took the win off the Tadpole Splash. Ultra f**king weak and idiots like these shouldn't even be on tv let alone being put over at the expense of good talent like Natalya.
A "Raw Rebound" telling us what happened on RAW recently. If I wanted to know whats happening on RAW I'd WATCH f**king RAW! This is just more proof that WWE hasn't got enough talent to fill 4 shows a week (they can barely fill 3 shows a week!).
Edge vs Kofi Kingston - It's nice to see Kofi getting a main event against someone as currently high profile as Edge, hopefully it shows their taking his ability seriously (unless the match has a s**t finish for the sake of an even s**ttier storyline that no-one cares about). Of the 10 minutes they had to fill Kofi was on top for about 5 of them and made 5 near falls before Edge finally took the fairly predictable win off the Spear.
This was the 2nd week of this show and on the whole it was just as s**t this week as it was last week if not worse (the mixed tag match was unforgivable quite frankly) and if they'd not bothered with the RAW rebound Edge & Kofi could have had a 15 minute match.

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