Prepare to read a review of THE WORST IMPACT EVER BROADCAST.
New York City Street Fight, Brutus Magnus vs Brother Ray - There may have been stipulations mentioned for this, I already had the match on fast forward before Ray ever hit Magnus. Ray had taken out a table and set it up in the ring when Doug Williams, Rob Terry & Kiyoshi ran in. Terry hit a nice spinebuster on Ray and Sheik Abdul Bashir ambled down the ramp, Devon made the save with a chair so I guessed this was weapons legal & no DQ? Kiyoshi took a 3D through the table and the ref ruled this one a no contest so I assume he threw it out as soon as the run in happened.
Abyss vs Kevin Nash - I'm not sure which f**kwitted retard in the back thought this'd make good tv, Nash bruises easily at the best of times & here they are working him against a hardcore guy like Abyss? Thanks to another stupid c**t we missed the start of this due to commercials, the match itself was utter s**te with interference from "Dr" Stevie "tazering" Abyss whilst Nash distracted the ref with a chair (come on, your s**itting me he didn't smell those clouds of smoke?) and Nash won off the easy pin. Assuming Russo wrote this match as it was a s**t match of talent, featured a run-in, 2 foreign objects & had an utterly s**e finish.
Knockout Match Of 10,000 Thumbtacks, Daffney vs Taylor Wilde - The winner is the person putting their opponant into the tacks. Well the finish to this was telegraphed the second Wilde came out to her music, she was wearing her usual costume that shows a ton of skin and would have protected nothing so Daffney was always going into the tacks. Once we saw where the tacks actually were we also knew this was another Russo inspired match as the tacks were on a pole & thats his signature piece of bulls**it match. Daffney was on top for the whole of this match so it was no surprise when Wilde elevated Daffney onto the tacks to take the win as predicted from about 50 billion miles away.
Scott Steiner vs Robert Roode - Awful match, no highlights at all. Steiner took the win off a Back Slide. Yes, THATS how s**t the finish was. What is this, s**t matches by Russo night?
Booker T vs James Storm - Ok, have another s**t finish then. Sharmell handed Booker the beer bottle and he smashed it over Storms head (also downing ref Earl Hebner) and Storm took the win as Booker was DQ'ed in yet another F**KING AWFUL Russo inspired c**ap finish.
WORST IMPACT EVER! Russo, PLEASE quit TNA? You are singlehandedly killing the show.
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