My TNA Weekly Catch-up, Impact 29th may 08

Impact 29th May 08 - show opens with Team 3D & Booker T boring us on the mic. With 17+ minutes worth of talking. Thats enough for a match!

Tag Match, Lance Hoyt & Jimmy Rave vs Sonjay Dutt & Jay Lethal. Basically this is a match that came about due to some issue during an interview segment last week or the week before. Jay Lethal took the win off Jimmy Rave, possibly one of the worst matches Lethal & Dutt have had in a very long time. Dutt says he'll be best man, Socal Val looks as hot as hell in Ace Young's video. Socal Val in black bra & French knickers is the high point of this Impact. Speaks volumes.

Knockout Match - Angelina Love (with Velvet Sky in tow as per usual) vs Roxxi. I absolutely love & adore the new tougher gothic looking Roxxi who was getting excellent reactions from the crowd, their obviously loving Roxxi version 2 as much as me. Roxxi was on top for most of this but Love got the win after Sky "sprayed her in the face" with hairspray. It took ODB to make the save from a post match beatdown from The Beautiful People.

Raisha Saeed & Awesome Kong throw out the $25,000 challenge to the fans again like last week. Awesome Kong vs Lieva Bates (spelling?) from Madisonville, Kentucky. We at least got a bit more of an offense from this girl than last weeks jobber. Bates took a much bigger beatdown but Kong took the win with yet another badly botched looking Awesome Bomb.

King Of The Mountain Qualifying Match, James Storm vs Rhino. This one started in the backstage area but finally reached the Impact zone, more a hardcore match but it eventally hit the ring and the match started officially. This went a little too long in the ring for my liking, Rhino took the eventual win.

King Of The Mountain Qualifying Match, Tomko vs Christian Cage. Tomko took this one to Cage from the get go and was on top for most of it. Cage took the eventual win, it wasn't very good at all though.

AJ Styles gets the tar beaten out of him by Kurt Angle backstage who then comes out to waffle on to Karen. Blah, Blah, blah, blah! No-one cares about this! The beatdown of the faces by the heels is an exact repeat of how the show ended last week. And that was a dire Impact too! It appears Russo has finally killed TNA.

All this weeks matches were utter garbage, even the X Division & The Knockouts couldn't save this. Their only jobbing Kong to the fans because they think it's an over idea. NEWSFLASH - IT'S NOT! Jay Lethal is now struggling to do his Macho Man impression which gets worse by the week. Why don't they just cut to the "Megapowers collide" match with him versus Sonjay Dutt for who gets Socal Val so we can get this STUPID and incredibly lame gimmick finally over and done with. Lethal & Dutt can go back to being themselves.