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I couldn't be bothered to review this last night, I almost didn't want to watch this at all what with last weeks shows. Show opens with Vickie Guerrerro boring us on the mic. Hasn't someone already said they revealed the wheelchair angle as a fake a while back? If so, why are they still running it?
Championship Chase Match, Matt Hardy vs CM Punk. Possibly the THE WORST pairing to start this off with as it doesn't really matter of either of them lose. If Hardy loses he still has the US Title, if Punk loses he still has his Money In The Bank guarenteed ANY title shot to cash in so this match is not only a waste of tv time, it's also pointless for both men involved. Matt Hardy took the pointless win & advances to the final.
Championship Chase Match, MVP vs Finlay (with Hornswoggle). Well you knew there was going to be interference the second Hornswoggle went under the ring. The match is called a draw (so either both men advance or neither do). No decision was made at the time.
Divas Contest, Kelly Kelly vs Natalya. Actually a good match from the women & with Victoria screaming "Beautiful!" from ringside it was shades of Jimmy Hart & Natalya got the win off the Sharpshooter. I mark for her doing that move!
Vickie announces that BOTH Finlay & MVP will advance to the final from their drawn match.
Championship Chase Match, John Morrison vs Batista. Batista won & advances to the final.
Championship Chase Match, The Big Show vs Tommy Dreamer. Big Show won & advances to the final.
Championship Chase Match, Chavo Guerrerro (with Bam Neely) vs Kane. Kane won & advances to the final.
Vladimir Kozlov vs Phil Atlas. Yet another jobber working against Kozlov in yet another squash match? Kozlov wins against yet another unknown. Until he beats someone ANYONE has heard of then he's a useless idiot with a meaningless winning streak and nothing more.
Championship Chase Over The Top Rope Challenge, Big Show vs MVP vs Kane vs Finlay vs Matt Hardy vs Batista. Basic Battle Royale rules apply here (you must be put over the top rope & BOTH feet must touch the floor) with the last man standing going on to meet The Undertaker for the vacant title at the next PPV. MVP eliminated Hatt Hardy, Kane eliminated Finlay, MVP eliminated himself (twat!), Big Show eliminated Kane & Batista eliminated The Big Show to win & will face the Undertaker for the heavyweight title @ Judgement Day.
Vickie announced Edge has"now been medically cleared", oh thats handy for Edge isn't it? Even the dumbest mark isn't going to eat that kind of s**t, WWE! To get to Judgement Day & be fair to all the other men involved in tonights contest Edge should have to fight 1 standard match against any one of the losers (winning to qualify of course) AND win a Battle Royale too. Otherwise he can f**k right off as can Vickie, as can WWE Uncreative.
Edge runs down & pushes Batista off the apron to claim a victory. But I have a problem with that.
A few points. In order to have won the championship chase Edge would have had to have been involved in a match. Seeing as no bell was rung to start this match against Batista, Edge can NOT be declared the winner. In ANY Universe. Likewise lets review the rules again - Basic Battle Royale rules state (you must be put over the top rope & BOTH feet must touch the floor), at no point did Edge put Batista over the top rope. Kayfabe may state Edge won this but he never fought a match, no opening bell, no qualifier, & didn't put anyone over a top rope either therefore NO WIN so I will not be saying Edge won because even a blind retard can see he didn't even remotely qualify or get even close.
F**K YOU WWE CREATIVE! You must think we're stupid.
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