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Monday, September 28, 2009

WWE Monday Night Raw 28th Sep 09 reviewed

This is my 1st Raw since 17th Aug this year so again I won't apologise for not knowing who people are or what storylines are running, neither do I care. Show opens with MVP & Mark Henry in some bulls**t talking segment. Apparently tonights guest host is Al Sharpton, never heard of him.
Unified Tag Title Match, MVP & Mark Henry vs Chris Jericho & The Big Show - F**king awful match where all the action was in the last minute, Jericho took the win off The Codebreaker.
Mickie James vs Rosa Mendes (with Alicia Fox) - As soon as I saw Fox I predicted a c**p ending, the match itself was nothing to write home about. James hit a nice Hurricanrana, Fox tried to distract James who sidestepped whatever Mendes was trying & nailed a nice Spinkick to the head of Mendes to take the easy win.
Cody Rhodes & Ted Dibiase Jr (AKA Legacy) come out to yap on the mic, why come dressed to wrestle then?
Jack Swagger vs Evan Bourne - Bourne jobbed pretty much the whole match with Swagger taking the win off a modified Powerbomb. Why are they making such a fuss over an old WCW belt that had zero prestige anyway?
Tag Match, Santino Marella & Hornswaggle vs Chavo Guerrero & Chris Masters - Wasn't Masters originally fired for a drug related issue? It still looks like he's on the 'roids though P**s poor match where Masters took the win off The Master Lock.
3 On 1 Gauntlet Match, John Cena vs Chris Jericho - I'm not exactly sure why they were billing this as a gauntlet match as Cena was only ever fighting 1 guy at a time. Cena took the win off a DQ after Jericho refused to break off The Walls Of Jericho.
John Cena vs The Big Show - Another poor match, Show pretty much owned Cena until Cena hit a DDT out of nowhere, Cena had Show up on his shoulders but Jericho ran in & took out Cena's legs so the ref called for the bell with Cena taking the win off a DQ on outside interference.
John Cena vs Randy Orton - Cena just pointed skywards and the cell (all prebuilt & ready set-up for the ppv) started coming down, Cena held onto Orton as it dropped but Orton broke free just missing his chance to escape the cell. Cena did block the door for all of 3 seconds but Orton escaped through the open cell door & instead of running away up the ramp he climbed the cell followed by Cena, Cena hit The Attitude Adjustment on top of the cell but there was no call about who won this so I guess they counted both guys out.

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