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Friday, May 15, 2009

My Weekly TNA Catch-up, Impact 14th May 09 reviewed

The only stuff mentioned this week will be actual matches so expect a short catch-up.
Chris Sabin vs Daniels - Both guys are way more capable than this match would have you believe, Daniels took the win off the BME.
Eric Young vs Samoa Joe - Yet another match with talented guys showing f**k all ability due to shit storylines. Joe took the win off the rear naked chokehold.
Stretcher Match, Cute Kip (with Angelina Love) vs Awesome Kong (with Raisha Saeed). Same rules as last week, whoever puts their opponant on the stretcher for a 10 count takes the win. Kip had Kong goozled when Saeed came in and hit a lowblow as the ref was trying to get Love off the apron, Kong nailed Kip with a chair twice and splashed the chair onto Kips head twice as well. Kong took the win, yet again.
3D Tag Team Invitational Semifinal - The British Invasion (Brutus Magnus & Doug Williams with Rob Terry) vs Amazing Red & Suicide. Yet again no zipline entrance so this is definately Kaz in the costume. As the smallest guy involved Red took a beatdown from both Magnus & Williams before finally tagging Suicide in, as things started to break down Red made a nice missile dropkick and an amazing flip dive out of the ring to take out Magnus. Suicide was doubleteamed by The Motor City Machine Guns which allowed Doug Williams to drop a flying knee to take the win and The British Invasion will meet Beer Money to contest for the shot against Team 3D and the $100k prize money. Everyone was about to unmask Suicide when Daniels comes down and makes the save (proving Kaz is back in the costume).
2 on 1 Handicap Match, No Limit vs Kevin Nash - As good as No Limit are its difficult to make Kevin Nash look good ever. A pretty weak match with Nash taking the win with the Jack Knife Powerbomb on Naito.
Special "I Quit" Match, Jethro Holliday vs Booker T - Overly long sub par match, Holliday had the best of it but Sharmell distracted the ref long enough for Booker to hit Holliday with a chair, Booker nailed the axe kick and Holliday gave up so the win went to Booker T.
And that was ALL the wrestling we got in 2 hours. Sad isn't it?

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