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Friday, May 15, 2009

WWE Superstars 14th May 09 reviewed

Rey Mysterio vs Shelton Benjamin - Fairly average match, no f**king clue why they had a break to run a video package about Jeff Hardy vs Edge 8 minutes into the match. It didnt get a great deal better with Mysterio taking the win off a springboard splash. Post match fracas between Benjamin & John Morrison who'd been at the colour desk, almost certainly to further some storyline no-one will care about.
Overly long video package about Batista.
Mark Henry vs Christian - I see they are STILL using "Worlds Strongest Man" to bill Henry, not only is it inaccurate its false advertising as Henry has NEVER taken part in a WSM contest let alone win it. This match was so dull I didn't even notice the finish, Christian made a reverse cross body block to take the win.
Overly long "RAW Rebound" segment. Look WWE, its f**king SIMPLE! If I want to know about RAW I'll watch F**KING RAW! It's s**t like that that proves week in and week out that WWE just DON'T have the talent to even fill a 1 hour show. Advert for Judgement Day PPV. Overly long video package about Big Show and John Cena. Yet more proof if you needed it that WWE can't fill a 1 hour show with actual wrestling.
Exhibition Match, The Big Show vs Hornswoggle - No you aren't dreaming, thats a real pairing in competition. It's f**kwitted bulls**t gimmick matches like this that keep showing how little clue the employees of the WWE "Creative" department have. Unless their playing this as a storyline for Cena to get revenge then this will be a VERY short squash match.
Nothing worth talking about in this match, Goldust came down to save Hornswoggle and I assume the bell was the ref calling for a DQ by outside interference on Hornswoggle with the win going to The Big Show. A truly POINTLESS waste of tv time and money.
Every week I wonder if this show can get any worse and it always manages to do exactly that. STOP THE ROT WWE!

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