Tag Match, Shelton Benjamin & Charlie Haas vs Primo & Carlito Colon - Colon? Honestly? They can announce that name and not burst out laughing? (It seems its spelt one way but pronounced another, still funny as f**k when its written down though) For Haas & Benjamin this must have felt like deja vu, I've never seen Primo work before. I'm assuming Charlie was off looking after his kids with wife Jackie as I haven't seen him on tv since forever. I must say this match was VERY slow, far too long and extremely boring to the point that someone (who assumed there was going to be a really s**t finish) sent out Kryme Tyme to distract Benjamin (actually causing the really s**t finish he was trying to prevent), Carlito won off the Back Stabber on Haas. P**s poor excuse for a match.
Finlay vs Jack Swagger - Is it me or has Swagger had Botox because the guy has 1 facial expression only, that stupid s**t eating grin. Swagger came from nowhere & is getting a push of HHH status, you have to wonder how much sex a man can give Pat Patterson to be getting over with Vince like this? Even on fast forward this match was painfully slow with neither guy doing very much at all, Swagger won off a farely nice gutwrench powerbomb that unsurprisingly WWE haven't coined a name for so I'll christen it The Swagger Smash (and expect to be paid if you use that on TV WWE).
Obscenely long segment about the basketball issue. WWE milking it for every last red cent I see. Have they actually bothered suing over it or not? If not they need to be shutting the f**k up and getting the f**k over it.
John Cena vs Ted Dibiase Jr - At least I bill him correctly which is more than you can say for WWE. According to colour he's his own father as they didn't refer to the Million Dollar Man as Senior either. This was corner to corner at the start but on the whole pretty dull to be honest as far as actual action went, Cena took the win after hitting a nice legdrop and hooking the SPF.
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