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Sunday, June 22, 2008

Movie Review - Stealth

This gets a 3/10 for the visuals only, the plot holes are dire.

1st mistake, refueling sequence. having shot off the refuel probe & coated itself in av-fuel Eddie would have caught fire from its own bullets or it's engines.
2nd mistake, ejection sequence. she ejected upside down. sorry, that's not gonna happen - ever.
3rd mistake, the ejection sequence again. she's falling at terminal velocity and debris still hits her, basic physics from Galileo states that's impossible. all objects fall at a fixed rate regardless of their weight or mass, he threw cannonballs off the leaning tower of Pisa to prove this.
4th mistake, the dogfight. "releasing chafe & flare" CHAFE? it's called Chaff & as a pilot you'd know that, idiot!

basically this film takes ideas from 2001: A Space Odyssey, short circuit , flight of the navigator & Firefox. If it looks like you've seen it before, it's because you have, at least twice. utter c**p, badly thought out with zero realism. watch it for the visuals only!

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