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Saturday, June 7, 2008

Movie Review - Inside Man

OK, firstly i need to mention the fact that Clive Owen is my cousin. Clive, you need a new agent! this film is Shite! you see your face hardly at all and it's the old case of casting a Brit as a bad guy and even worse making him speak with a truly dire American accent. Right, now I've got that out of my system. Basically this is a film about a man who is worried people will find out he has links to the Nazi's in his past. Jody Foster adds nothing to the film and any woman or any person could have played her part.

The film is basically a bank robbery where nothing is stolen, and no-one gets hurt. The only things taken are from a safety deposit box that actually doesn't exist according to the bank records so nothing is stolen. The point of the film (if there is one) is to make you work out what links the guy who owns and runs the bank to the Nazi's and how the robbers planned to escape the bank. I'm not too sure what the point of the robbers digging the hole in the storage room floor was (that is never explained), I thought it might be their planned escape route? Generally this is a film where nothing happens and it takes a long time for that to not happen.
I urge my dear cousin Clive to get a new agent, this script was way below his abilities as an actor.

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