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Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Movie Review - Friday the 13th Part 9 (AKA Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday)

The film has no place in being. the start seemed contrived, when the FBI guys started shooting at Jason I thought they were going to show this was a movie being shot at crystal lake, thats how unrealistic the whole thing looked. the missile was typical American overkill. I want to start by saying this. Jason died as a child, he drowned at crystal lake camp, his mother did all the killings in the original movie, Jason never became an adult. ANY Jason film after the original is pointless as he is dead. Plot derailed.

right, back to this pile of garbage. the coroner had no reason or motive to eat the heart, he was a logical man with a medical background. so we've already derailed the plot again, that's twice. once he's inhabited by Jason he has no motive to kill either of the security guys (they have no idea he's Jason). how does Jason know where his corpse has been taken and how would he know where crystal lake is from that location? (plot derailed twice more, that makes 4).

did ANYONE notice the huge glaring continuity mistake when Jason takes over the sheriff? he's strapped to a table with at least 8-10 thick heavy straps restraining him. the coroner didn't set him free so Jason was left trapped. again, the plot derailed for the 5th time. the rest of the film is sheer garbage, only a vorhees woman can kill Jason. Jason being reborn from a dead body, a heart that has arms and a head.

oh, and if this was the final Friday? why bother with the Freddy Kruger glove dragging the mask into the ground?

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