Here's a few ideas, anyone else care to suggest their own.
Hell in a smell - wrestlers come in, whoever stinks up the ring the worst gets fired.
King of the Wing - high flying wrestlers do their best aerial move, best move wins.
King of the Whinge - HHH comes out & bitches he isn't champ. Anyone that comes out & stops him before the audience starts a "BORING!" chant gets a $50,000 bonus.
King of the Fling - Edge & Kane come out and tell you who their f**king at the moment & dish the gossip. No one cares and they both get fired.
King of the Ming - Old WCW wrestler Ming comes back to be beaten up by Randy Orton who only seems to wrestle OAP's these days. Jerry Lawler smashes Orton over the head with a fake Ming vase because as usual he got the wrong idea about the match concept.
Hell in a Shell - 4 s**t wrestlers are chosen to dress up as Teenage mutant ninja turtles, stevie richards is dressed up as Shredder & has to beat them all on his own.
Hell in a Spell - JBL, HHH & Edge compete to spell the word c**t. The winner is the 1st person to realise he's the person their all talking about.
Hell in a Jello - Diva's have to wrestle in jello. JR, King & Coach have to pretend it's entertaining, King will pretend to see "puppies" in order to keep his job.
Fell in a Smell - HHH finds he has stepped in some s**t, it's called JBL's career.
In your Spouse - Edge will get caught f**king Sara & get beaten to Death by Undertaker.
Buff Enough - Buff Bagwell makes a comeback that lasts about 3 seconds. Again.
Scruffy Enough - Eugene & Coach compete to see who's clothes look worse on them.
Woof Enough - The WWE Diva's compete to see who's the biggest bitch.
Poof Enough - All the wrestlers who are secretly gay are finally outed. Hosted by Pat Patterson.
Huff Enough - HHH decides he doesn't want to play with the big boys any more & goes home in a huff.
Cash at the Beach - wrestlers get paid too much to work somewhere nice.
Splash at the beach - HHH bitches about getting his hair wet & ruining his fake tan.
Royal Mumble - John Cena forgets his rap & mumbles into the mic.
Soiled Rumble - HBK s**ts himself because he hears Brett Hart is coming back to finally get even. Vince leaves the planet.
Royal Humble - HHH finally admits he's the worst wrestler in the company.
Royal Fumble - Steph complains that YET another wrestler has copped a feel, like anyone would would want to.
Great American Flash - The divas all get together & finally take ALL their clothes off on live tv.
Judgement Day - Fans decide which WWE wrestlers actually have any talent. Everybody else has to come on tv as themself as admit they are s**t.
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