OK, before we start I just want to say Jason Voorhees died as a child from drowning, all the murders in the 1st film are his mother who dies at the end. Whoever is killing in parts 2 and 3 is neither him or his mother, OK? Part 4 starts the exact same way as parts 2 and 3 did, by recapping the previous films just in case you'd forgotten them. And just in case you had forgotten part 3 finished on Sunday 15th. Starting from where the part 3 ended (and telling us 10 died, I'd have check my review to see if that's right. I did check, yes 10 died.), We're already into Sunday the 15th and the body of "The Killer" (I won't be calling him Jason for reasons explained at the start) is transported to the autopsy room of a local hospital. The Killers 1st victim is Axel the horny morgue attendant (I'm still confused at how a dead man did this having had an Axe in his skull) which was his own fault. 2nd dead is the nurse Axel had been about to screw just minutes earlier.
Moving into Monday the 16th and 3rd dead was a female hitch-hiker (just because she was there, it seems) and we centre on what will become our main characters, a cabin rented by 6 young adults and living over the road are Mom, Trish and Tommy (played by a young Corey Feldman). The young adults are Ted (the pretty boy rocker), Jimbo(the nerdy virgin who played George McFly in Back To The Future), Samantha (a bit of a tart), Sara (a quiet type), Paul (Sam's boyfriend who comes on to all the girls in the cabin), Twin Tina (seems very easy with the guys), Twin Terri (very quiet) and Doug who seems quite normal. On their route home Trish & Tommy meet Rob who claims to be hunting bear but seems to be looking for the group of young adults, It later turns out he's hunting "Jason". 4th dead was Samantha (out skinny dipping), closely followed in 5th by Paul (who impaled his own crotch). Jimbo hooks up with Tina to have sex & Terri leaves alone and is 6th to die. Trish's Mom may have been 7th to die (you only ever see her surprised by something but not killed).
After having sex with Tina, Jimbo is 8th to die (in the kitchen) & Tina is 9th to die, pulled out of an upstairs window (where was The Killer standing to manage that one by the way?). Ted is 10th to die (in the living watching the Black & White stag film) and there's a great goof that The Killer can damage the movie in front of Ted then be behind him in less than 10 seconds. Doug is 11th to die (in the shower after sex with Sara) & Sara is 12th killed minutes later (an Axe though the door into her chest). By now it seems only Rob, Trisha, Tommy and Gordon (their dog) are the only ones left alive. Rob, Trish & Gordon go over the road to check on the young adults (who are all now dead, unknown to them) and find the house empty (they should have found Ted & Sara dead in the living room so the bodies were moved). They go upstairs & the lights go out so Rob goes to check things out, Gordon jumps out of an upstairs window leaving Trisha alone in the dark. Trisha finds Dougs body impaled to a wall in the bathroom, Rob is then 13th killed in the basement (screaming "He's killing me! He's killing me" - statement of the obvious there Rob!).
Trisha goes back to Tommy, The Killer throws Rob's body through the window (like a previous film there!) and grabs Tommy but she frees him by hitting The Killer in the neck with a claw hammer. Also he gets a Computer Monitor smashed into his head (could have electrocuted him that way). Trish leads The Killer away from the house (1st time we ever see him actually run!). Tommys shaved head (very unconvincing bald cap there) to make "Jason" believe he is his younger self and the chop into "Jason"'s head with the machete (which he manages to slice halfway into his skull by falling on it). This ends with Tommy having beaten "Jason" to death and Trisha in hospital. Tommy comes into to see her and they play the "Jason" theme to make you think perhaps Tommy took on a little more of Jason's character than we think he did.
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